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sanderlust:

my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked

(Source: 23jan, via maybesheshuman)

nicolegendary:

hell-born-rising-demon:

dolofang:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

Girls share everything.

#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.

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nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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wallylock:

offbeatchina:

A Chinese middle school history teacher draws a world map on blackboard in min

"i’m no artist but you get the idea"

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youtooksomany:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE

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